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Kamis, 07 Januari 2010

Ucapan Romantis Hari Valentine

Sebentar lagi hari valentine atau hari kasih sayang, bagi kamu yang punya pacar, kayaknya sms-sms dibawah ini cocok deh....
atau buat kamu yang jonmblo pada hari valentine ini gak usah sedih ataupun khawatir,, karena kasih sayang bisa datang dari mana aja... ya kan???
okelah, ini dia sms-sms yang bisa kamu kirim ke orang tua, sahabat ataupun pacar kamu.

Malam ini memang indah
malam ini juga begitu sempurna
tapi malam ini terasa kosong
tanpa kehadiran mu

Orang bilang bulan itu indah…tapi aku bilang tidak.
Orang bilang planet venus itu cantik…tapi menurut aku tidak.
Aku bilang bumi itu indah dan cantik…karena ada kamu bumi.

Kata siapa tuhan tidak adil
Kata siapa tuhan tidak ada
mereka itu semua bohong
buktinya tuhan menciptakanmu

mpok titin pandai bergoyang
selamat valentin sayang

Aku suka cara kamu membuatku jadi jatuh cinta
Salah tingkah ku jadinya, semua yang ada padamu,
mampu bangkitkan hayalku
met valentine days

waktu bergulir lambat
merantai langkah perjalanan kita
berjuta cerita terukir dalam asmara kita
met valentine sayang i luv u

Yang aku mau hanya dirimu
Kau seorang Yang mau jadi milikku
untuk menemani malam kasih sayang ini
i luv u beb..

saat mendengar gemericik letusan senapan
hati ini was-was terdengar seruan orang
hati terberanjak keluar
mata melotot meneteskan air mata melihat darah berceceran
hati diam berdoa di kegelapan malam
berdoa kepada para pejuang yang meninggalkan dunia

saat diriku menatap mu
hatiku terjebak oleh cinta
terpesona hatiku menatap mu
saat dirimu melihatku
hati terasa tenang dan dameh
aq ingin memelukmu dan mengucapkan selamat hari valentine

cinta adalah makna
makna ada didalam cinta
makna dan cinta menjadi satu
jadila valentine day

itu adalah beberapa sms cinta yang romantis yang bisa kamu kirim di hari valentine nanti....
kalau ada yang mau menambahkan, silahkan di kotak komentar....

happy valentine semua.....



Selasa, 05 Januari 2010

SMS Joke

If you want to send your friends a SMS Joke, you can see this joke,

☻I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.
☻Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!
☻Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.
☻Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!
☻Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
☻Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.
☻Wht do elephants hv for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
☻Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches?
Wi jammin.
☻Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?
A trifle.
☻Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.
☻Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
☻Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?
2 moTrs-in-law.
☻Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
☻Wht's T fastest cake in T world?
Sc1.
☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.
☻Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.
☻Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?
Take T pin out & throw it back.
☻Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.
☻I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her…
not screaming in terror like his passengers!
☻Spell hungry horse in 4 letters.
M T G G.
☻I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.
☻My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.
☻Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.
☻Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!
☻Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'
☻Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
☻How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
☻There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!
☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think
☻Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no brains found
☻Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!
☻Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!
☻When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!
☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny
well...Enough about ME! How about you?
☻I Want triplets you want twins....
Lets get in bed and see who wins
☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
☻Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

I hope you can smile with this sms joke